to Teaching Brian. We hope you find this site to be a tremendous resource. Join us as we embark on a marathon endeavor to Teach Brian to not suck at everything.
You may be thinking… “Who is this Brian guy?“
However, the question you should be asking is “Who is he not?”
He’s not much.
He’s not really good at anything.
It is our mission here at Teaching Brian to help him remove all silliness, unjustified achievements, false bravado, blasphemy, and standard bullshit, and instead teach him how to do things… well, better.
Everyday things – such as but not limited to – parallel parking, Golden Eye, peppering, cornhole, submarine, table games, grilling, boating, drinking, selling tractors, coaching volleyball, going to shows, and spinning volleyballs on his fingers.
Welcome to Teaching Brian – where even Brian can learn how to do stuff (better).
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Hey guys, you’re dead on. Brian needs lots of help. We ALL appreciate what you’re doing and even what you’re not doing. If you ever want me to guest post to teach Brian stuff, I’m in. I like helping people like him who are down, out, and down.
To a better future for Brian…
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Dang man. One time I was like, whoa guy, I just met you Brian. And he was like, I’M GOOD AT STUFF! And I was like, OK DUDE. And he was like, I’M GOOD AT STUFF MAANNNNN! PLEASE LIKE ME!
Anyway, I think what you’re doing is honorable. Good job and congrats to all who contribute here to help Brian learn how to do stuff… BETTER 🙂
Thank you from us all.
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Sounds like y’all are gonna run the training on this guy. Obviously, he needs it. Full steam ahead!!!!!
– Choo Choo
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Yo Choo Choo, good to see you again! How was Denver?
Yep, you know it dude. We runnin’ the training and the train on this guy. Like it’s hot. So hot the temperature is 95 or so but it feels like 115. Cause it makes sense that the temperature is not what it feels like. Thanks for both statistics weather man. Screw you.
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I always knew Brian wasn’t very good at stuff, but I didn’t think there was anything anybody could do about that… but now that I see the excellent content you guys are putting out and I think a lot of people could benefit from it… even Brian. Just remember to always lay it on that side. -‘Brew
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Hey! You be nice to my little Bri Bri! In the words of Kenny Huggins… this is NOT FAIR!
Love you Bri Bri. You’re my heart and steam ship.
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It is what is Jenna. Brian may be your heart and steam ship, but he still sucks.
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Brian was never the fastest learner and I hated his guts, so I’m glad to see he’s finally getting the professional help he so desperately needs. Even though I am probably dead, I am still better off than if I were having to teach him right now.
xoxo
The Beast
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Hey man, sorry to see this site… and sorry to bring this news to you in this fashion.
It’s true. What you’ve always felt and known but didn’t want to acknowledge. LIFETIME is a sham. A cold trick I’ve been playing on you that really means “I’ve been schooling you for a lifetime.” Sorry man, you got played (hard).
Sometimes you gotta just realize you got schooled. This my friend… is one of those times.
Lifetime is nothing but an idea. An idea that I implanted in your head. An idea that you accepted as true. An idea that was true… until you realized you schooledness factor. You suck.
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Brian, my name is Tim Rod. And I’m like a a rod. You’re not like a rod at all. You’re more like a Bri Bri. You know what I mean?
Sometimes, I ponder things. Things like… why aren’t you better at stuff?
I mean… you came from the loins? You know?
May the steam be with you.
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My sweet Bri Bri. First of all, I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I’m sorry about the time that I called you a son of a B… I didn’t mean it. I was just worked up because you were unable to grasp what I was trying to teach you at the time. Second, I’ve always wanted a little girl and when you were born I knew my wildest dreams had been fulfilled. Even though you’ve never been good at much, I’ve always known that you had a lot of potential. Please listen to every word your friends say.
PS- Tell Dusty I said “Armageddon” . He’ll know what I mean, as it is our safe word. Love you lots 😉
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Hey, I don’t even know why you created this website. If you really wanted to teach Brian stuff, you would recommend a tutor. Does anyone in the community here know a good tutor who could school Brian?
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Hi, Pamela, welcome to the site. We don’t care for the tone of your comment and you will be banned on your next offense. Consider this a warning. Thanks.
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Brian, hang in there pal. It can get better for you IF and only IF you start learning how to do stuff – better. You can do it man. Seriously guy. One time, I wasn’t good at this 1 thing. Then, I learned stuff. And then I did better. Therefore, you can too.
Steam ships are real. and I love you. Not gay. Just happy.
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Brian, as someone who is actually good at things, I can’t understand your plight. I ask the creators of this site to please stop trying to improve Brian, as he brightens the days of everyone else by making them look better in comparison. This is irresponsible journalism.
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Two Gun Crowley – Everybody deserves a chance! I know he’s trying really hard. He’s the best trier I know.
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Yeah, if I’ve ever known a trier, it’s Brian (aka Bri Bri). He tries and tries and tries again until he just keep trying. I don’t know anyone who tries more than this guy. You say try, I say BRI! Yay for stuff!
Guys and dudes are cool, but dude-bros are forever.
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You defy all odds. You suck that bad. Man, you suck so bad you should be a sucker. Oh wait, you already are one. SUCKER!
Steam ships are not real. SUCKER!
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Hey Bri Bri, I’m pretty sure the sun will come out tomorrow for you? Or it will continue to hide for decades upon end as you suffer in agony and defeat and loser-ism?
We shall see…
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Brian, remember that time you didn’t build me?
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I just ate a waffle. Also, brian is a small geigh little gurl.
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